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A man with world's largest penis lives near Monterey in Pacific Grove.

Coming in at a whopping 19.5 inches long & 9 inches around,  it beats the previous record
by .5 inches. Known quietly as 'Juan.' Juan is an active surfer in this
wave blessed area.

The Guinness World Records no longer keeps a category for this type of
record, but doctors have verified Juan's penis size & are concerned about how
much blood it takes to fill it & it's effect on other organs.

Juan currently resides near the monarch sanctuary. It's the most beautiful
place on earth he says.

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